Just a little appreciation for the style and comedy of Paul F. Tompkins: two great tastes that taste great together.

paulftompkins.com

Submissions of quotes, photos, or photo-quote combinations welcome.

(Obviously not official. Photos linked to source whenever possible. All quotes from PFT's mouth. Trying not to be creepy.)

 

"Thank you for being my wife. Thank you for being my life. Thank you for being a knife. I married a knife, ladies and gentlemen. Slippery slope! First they repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, and now I married a knife. Direct, causal relationship."

"Thank you for being my wife. Thank you for being my life. Thank you for being a knife. I married a knife, ladies and gentlemen. Slippery slope! First they repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, and now I married a knife. Direct, causal relationship."

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