Just a little appreciation for the style and comedy of Paul F. Tompkins: two great tastes that taste great together.

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Submissions of quotes, photos, or photo-quote combinations welcome.

(Obviously not official. Photos linked to source whenever possible. All quotes from PFT's mouth. Trying not to be creepy.)

 

“‘Madame, what makes your beard so lustrous? Is it the salt air?’ That is a typical conversation you would overhear at the Freak Wharf.”

“‘Madame, what makes your beard so lustrous? Is it the salt air?’ That is a typical conversation you would overhear at the Freak Wharf.”

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    I don’t need the whole suit, just the jacket. I need to know where to look.
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    GASP NARWHAL FABRIC if they have some can you get some for me (enough for like a swing skirt?) and I’ll pay you back?
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    Oh well of COURSE it’s Sarah Jane by Michael Miller. That whole line (Out to Sea) is basically what I would design if I...
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    “‘Madame, what makes your beard so lustrous? Is it the salt air?’ That is a typical conversation you would overhear at...
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    OMG OMG OMG
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    Much better dressed doppelgänger.
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    YESSSSSSS!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
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    holy shit
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