Just a little appreciation for the style and comedy of Paul F. Tompkins: two great tastes that taste great together.

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(Obviously not official. Photos linked to source whenever possible. All quotes from PFT's mouth. Trying not to be creepy.)

 

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Lord Andrew Lloyd-Weber explains the plot of Jesus Christ Superstar to Scott on episode 150 of Comedy Bang! Bang! (x)

"When do men get something? When do men get a break? Also, when’s White History Month and the Straight Pride Parade?"

"When do men get something? When do men get a break? Also, when’s White History Month and the Straight Pride Parade?"

The EffYeah 300

Congratulations, Tompkastaways: we have 300+ followers! I think this means Paul has to come do a show on Tumblr. Right? Is that how this works?

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am going on the record to say I ain’t afraid a no ghost. Or Huey Lewis’ lawyers."

Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite dandy, the man of the hour, the King of Coffee, the plastic-fire-helmeted talk of the town: Paul F. Tompkins.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am going on the record to say I ain’t afraid a no ghost. Or Huey Lewis’ lawyers."

Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite dandy, the man of the hour, the King of Coffee, the plastic-fire-helmeted talk of the town: Paul F. Tompkins.

"Crunchy peanut butter—people that like that are demented. If you like crunchy peanut butter, you hate your soft palette and your gums." (x)

"Crunchy peanut butter—people that like that are demented. If you like crunchy peanut butter, you hate your soft palette and your gums." (x)

"How much fun would it be to smash a piano by jumping up and down on it? The answer? It may surprise you. The answer is: 100% fun."

"How much fun would it be to smash a piano by jumping up and down on it? The answer? It may surprise you. The answer is: 100% fun."