Just a little appreciation for the style and comedy of Paul F. Tompkins: two great tastes that taste great together.

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Submissions of quotes, photos, or photo-quote combinations welcome.

(Obviously not official. Photos linked to source whenever possible. All quotes from PFT's mouth. Trying not to be creepy.)

 

A rare EffYeahPFT text post appears!

Just a little informal poll: if you’d be into video, audio clips, gifs, and other PFT-related content being included on this blog, like this post. If you’d rather it stayed exclusively photos paired with quotes, go about your Tumbling.

"If God is omniscient, is God aware of my stand-up CDs? Is Jesus the Lord listening to my stand-up? Does he have a sense of humor about it? Does he enjoy it? Is he listening to this right now, or is he going to hear it later? These are the self-involved questions of our time."

"If God is omniscient, is God aware of my stand-up CDs? Is Jesus the Lord listening to my stand-up? Does he have a sense of humor about it? Does he enjoy it? Is he listening to this right now, or is he going to hear it later? These are the self-involved questions of our time."

"I’ve never been approached by a handmodeling superagency. No one’s ever slipped me a business card and said, ‘Kid, we’re gonna go places. With your hands. Using them as little legs, as people do.’ What’s going to become of Paul F. Tompkins and his beautiful, beautiful hands? Will historians unearth my skeleton hands someday and say, ‘What if?’"

"I’ve never been approached by a handmodeling superagency. No one’s ever slipped me a business card and said, ‘Kid, we’re gonna go places. With your hands. Using them as little legs, as people do.’ What’s going to become of Paul F. Tompkins and his beautiful, beautiful hands? Will historians unearth my skeleton hands someday and say, ‘What if?’"

"I don’t drink as much as I used to, but I do enjoy a drink, because I don’t enjoy feelings.” (x)

"I don’t drink as much as I used to, but I do enjoy a drink, because I don’t enjoy feelings.” (x)

"I work hard all day, I just want to come home, and relax, and see people treat each other like trash. That’s all. Just unwind with the worst of human behavior."

"I work hard all day, I just want to come home, and relax, and see people treat each other like trash. That’s all. Just unwind with the worst of human behavior."

A Rare EffYeahPFT Text Post Appears!

Happy 200 followers to me! When we reach 300, I will come to each of your towns and blog in front of a live audience. No, I won’t. How ridiculous would it be if I did? 100% is the answer, math buffs!

As you all know, the traditional gift for 200 followers is a URL, so here you go: http://bit.ly/PFTmusic. Feast your ears upon this collection of Paul’s musical performances from the Tompkast, Thrilling Adventure Hour, Comedy Bang Bang, and such. Also contains a few bitlets from the Tompkast, and the audio from You Should Have Told Me edited into bite-size chunks. Y’know, for people who have already purchased the DVD through legal channels and wish only to hear those stories more frequently. Obviously.