"I was one of those young, new Atheists, where I would go up to people and say, ‘What you believe is a fairy tale!’ They didn’t ask me, right? But I couldn’t help it, because I was filled with the fire of nothing!"
"We were told, ‘Hey, why don’t you make a viral video?’ Oh, ok. Thanks, grandma in charge of advertising. That does sound like a good plan. Should we make it viral, or just a regular video? It should be viral? Well, we’ll include viralness in it."
"In the eternal battle between comedy and music, comedy reigns supreme! If you were stranded on a desert island with another person, and they weren’t funny and they couldn’t sing, chances are you would grow to find them funny before you would learn to appreciate their awful singing."