Just a little appreciation for Paul F. Tompkins. Let's be honest, here: the man looks great in a suit.


paulftompkins.com


(Obviously not official. Photos linked to source whenever possible. All quotes from PFT's mouth. Trying not to be creepy.)

 

thecathiest:

effyeahpft:

"I’m filling in for regular host Scott Aukerman, who may be on vacation, or perhaps has been swallowed by a mythical bird! Either one is potentially true, and until I have confirmation that he has not been swallowed by a mythical bird, I’m going to count that as an option."


Which episode is this I don’t see it! ;-(

Comedy Death Ray episode #38! WARNING: Contains rare Paul F-Bombs. May be startling. Not recommended for pregnant women or people with heart conditions. Offer void in Utah.

thecathiest:

effyeahpft:

"I’m filling in for regular host Scott Aukerman, who may be on vacation, or perhaps has been swallowed by a mythical bird! Either one is potentially true, and until I have confirmation that he has not been swallowed by a mythical bird, I’m going to count that as an option."

Which episode is this I don’t see it! ;-(

Comedy Death Ray episode #38! WARNING: Contains rare Paul F-Bombs. May be startling. Not recommended for pregnant women or people with heart conditions. Offer void in Utah.

"She’s a good little lady. She’s very little. I haven’t seen her in days. She might be in my pocket right now."

"She’s a good little lady. She’s very little. I haven’t seen her in days. She might be in my pocket right now."

"I’m filling in for regular host Scott Aukerman, who may be on vacation, or perhaps has been swallowed by a mythical bird! Either one is potentially true, and until I have confirmation that he has not been swallowed by a mythical bird, I’m going to count that as an option."

"I’m filling in for regular host Scott Aukerman, who may be on vacation, or perhaps has been swallowed by a mythical bird! Either one is potentially true, and until I have confirmation that he has not been swallowed by a mythical bird, I’m going to count that as an option."

"This is a weird brag, but I’m going to say, in not one of these zombie apocalypse dreams that I’ve had has a zombie ever gotten me. You hear that, dream zombies? You stink! I will always win! Cliffs, you still have the edge on me."

"This is a weird brag, but I’m going to say, in not one of these zombie apocalypse dreams that I’ve had has a zombie ever gotten me. You hear that, dream zombies? You stink! I will always win! Cliffs, you still have the edge on me."

"Thank you for being my wife. Thank you for being my life. Thank you for being a knife. I married a knife, ladies and gentlemen. Slippery slope! First they repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, and now I married a knife. Direct, causal relationship."

"Thank you for being my wife. Thank you for being my life. Thank you for being a knife. I married a knife, ladies and gentlemen. Slippery slope! First they repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, and now I married a knife. Direct, causal relationship."

"I was one of those young, new Atheists, where I would go up to people and say, ‘What you believe is a fairy tale!’ They didn’t ask me, right? But I couldn’t help it, because I was filled with the fire of nothing!"

"I was one of those young, new Atheists, where I would go up to people and say, ‘What you believe is a fairy tale!’ They didn’t ask me, right? But I couldn’t help it, because I was filled with the fire of nothing!"

"I’m assuming you, being a discerning, smart person of taste, your enemies are ridiculous philistine troglodytes."

"I’m assuming you, being a discerning, smart person of taste, your enemies are ridiculous philistine troglodytes."

"I can buy a house, they just cost money! I have some! Let’s get this done."

"I can buy a house, they just cost money! I have some! Let’s get this done."