Just a little appreciation for the style and comedy of Paul F. Tompkins: two great tastes that taste great together.

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Submissions of quotes, photos, or photo-quote combinations welcome.

(Obviously not official. Photos linked to source whenever possible. All quotes from PFT's mouth. Trying not to be creepy.)

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am going on the record to say I ain’t afraid a no ghost. Or Huey Lewis’ lawyers."

Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite dandy, the man of the hour, the King of Coffee, the plastic-fire-helmeted talk of the town: Paul F. Tompkins.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am going on the record to say I ain’t afraid a no ghost. Or Huey Lewis’ lawyers."

Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite dandy, the man of the hour, the King of Coffee, the plastic-fire-helmeted talk of the town: Paul F. Tompkins.

"Crunchy peanut butter—people that like that are demented. If you like crunchy peanut butter, you hate your soft palette and your gums." (x)

"Crunchy peanut butter—people that like that are demented. If you like crunchy peanut butter, you hate your soft palette and your gums." (x)

"How much fun would it be to smash a piano by jumping up and down on it? The answer? It may surprise you. The answer is: 100% fun."

"How much fun would it be to smash a piano by jumping up and down on it? The answer? It may surprise you. The answer is: 100% fun."

A rare EffYeahPFT text post appears!

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"If God is omniscient, is God aware of my stand-up CDs? Is Jesus the Lord listening to my stand-up? Does he have a sense of humor about it? Does he enjoy it? Is he listening to this right now, or is he going to hear it later? These are the self-involved questions of our time."

"If God is omniscient, is God aware of my stand-up CDs? Is Jesus the Lord listening to my stand-up? Does he have a sense of humor about it? Does he enjoy it? Is he listening to this right now, or is he going to hear it later? These are the self-involved questions of our time."